Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? 三级成人视频 Horn-aments!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught!
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 三级成人视频 Frostbite!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?三级成人视频 A mince spy!
What do you call a cat in the desert? 三级成人视频 Sandy Claws!
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? 三级成人视频 25. There’s "no EL"!
What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards!
What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
What's the most popular Christmas wine? 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? They keep loosing their needles!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? Mistle-toad!
Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas? Noël Coward!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf? 三级成人视频 He has Santa claws!
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?三级成人视频 Stick with me and we'll go places!
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?三级成人视频 Because they were two deer!
What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show!
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker!
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?三级成人视频 Because he has private elf care!
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?三级成人视频 Because their days are numbered!
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